Introduction Speech/My Life Story Part 0.5

Where to begin... I just spent like 4 hours making this thing and messing with the layouts html. I'm not sure if I can do that, but thank god for my obsession of computers and making websites at 14 or I would never be able to figure that shit out.

I work at a very shitty law firm as a secritary. I file papers, answer phones, and secretly cause mischeif. I have been there for almost 9 months. I will blantly say that I have a booty call that works as the mail clerk. No one knows, not even my bestest of friends. I am saying this now just because I know none of my friends will ever 'just happen to stumble' upon this 'blog'. Anyways, off yet on topic, his name is Amador. Its a funny name in my opinion, I laugh when I hear it sometimes. During a steamy makeout session one time, he told me that it meant 'lover', which I thought was oddly ironic. He is spanish, and has the nicest body I have ever seen...in my life. Also, he is gorgeous, dark hair, tan skin, dark eyes, big dick, ya know. He sounds pretty perfect, but he's too much like me, and I dont want a relationship with him. The feeling is mutal and I am glad. We 'do it' when we feel like it. Its fun, maybe because its such a secret. Had to get that out, sorry.

Lets see...... I live for basically free (only paying bills, no rent) because one of my roomates, Sarahs dad is loaded, and bought the house for her. The cool this is that I've known her since we were in 2nd grade, so I was the obvious choice to move in with her, and then she put out an ad for two more roomates. We went through interviews to find the perfect two, and finally we picked. The winners were a girl named Roberta, and a boy named Seth. Roberta came from a very strict catholic family in Kansas, she is nothing like that though. They disowned her when they found out she was pregnant and had it 'taken care of'. She moved to New York to 'find a new life', as does everyone, and had no money and was super desprete to find a place to live. Naturally, how can we say no. She was pretty, liked to drink, and was fun. Perfect. Seth on the other hand, is a piece of work. He is all artsy, and dresses fancy...always. The greatest thing about him is that he deals pot. He smoked 2 joints with us when we first met him. We had to say yes. He's cute too, and really nice, so not a pain to live with. Plus! He has a bunch of funky furniture, and alot of TV's and crap like that. When we told them they didnt have to pay rent, they flipped a shit. Roberta started bawling and Seth just was speechless. I took a picture of their reactions and currently it is framed and hanging in the guest bathroom. :)

Hmm, thats it for now I guess. I wrote alot. Right now I'm writing to no one. :( Which soon will change!! I hope someone reads this!

YAudry Killjoy